An idle cartel empire · on Solana

$COOK

Cook · Stack · Don't Get Caught.

Start with one corner and nothing but nerve. Cook the product, run the streets across six districts, dodge the heat, dethrone El Jefe — and earn real SOL for running the operation. Plays free, right in your browser.

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$COOK — cook, stack, don't get caught
The loop

Build a cartel empire, one corner at a time

A deep idle game wearing a Breaking-Bad coat. Simple to start, ruthless to master — every district adds a new way to win and a new way to get burned.

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Step 1

Cook

Tap the lab to cook product. Hire a crew, upgrade the kitchen, scale from a hotplate to a superlab.

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Step 2

Deal

Move it to the corners. Hold your turf against rivals, undercut their price, and watch the cash roll in.

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Step 3

Launder

Dirty money gets seized in a bust. Wash it clean — clean cash is your real score and your ticket up.

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Step 4

Rise

Rank up, take over the next street, manage the heat. Six districts stand between you and the throne.

$COOK — your cartel city, top-down pixel map
💰 THE CUT · real on-chain payouts

Run the streets,
get paid in SOL

  • Real SOL, not points. 50% of every $COOK trade fee is split on-chain to the payout pool — hardwired, can't be rugged.
  • Cook to earn. Each round, the biggest launderers split the pot. A fresh race every cycle — newcomers can win day one.
  • Hold to qualify. Hold $COOK to collect SOL, unlock offline mining, and stack a diamond-hands bonus the longer you hold.
  • Jackpots & bounties. A progressive jackpot, sponsor drops, and a fat bounty for the first to dethrone El Jefe.
Start earning →
THE CUT — live SOL payouts board
The climb

Six districts. One throne.

Each street is richer, hotter and meaner than the last — and unlocks a brand-new mechanic to master.

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Chapter I

The Ghetto

One corner, one cook. Learn the loop.

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Chapter II

Suburbs

Quiet money — but the heat runs hotter.

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Chapter III

Commercial

Price wars. Undercut rivals or lose turf.

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Chapter IV

Downtown

A hundred eyes. One rat ends empires.

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Chapter V

Industrial

Moving weight. Keep the precursor flowing.

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Finale

The Desert

Dethrone El Jefe. Take it all.

Pick your cook

Four origins. Four ways to play.

Every run opens with a cinematic — choose a character, watch their story, inherit their edge.

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The Honest Man

Clean Hands

A broke nobody pushed too far. Heat builds slower & cools faster — stays invisible longest.

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The Chemist

Signature Blue

The best there ever was. Product sells for +22% — pure potency.

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The Heir

Connections

Inherited the corner and the debt. −15% upgrades, cheaper take-overs — scales fast.

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The Hustler

Hungry

Nobody the city wrote off. Crew moves product +25% faster — pure tempo.

Choose your cook
Choose your cook — each plays a different story
Cinematic intro
A whole cinematic, not a tutorial
Get in the business

Start in 30 seconds

Play free

No wallet, no signup. Open the game and start cooking right now — the demo is the full game.

Grab $COOK

When the token drops on pump.fun, hold $COOK to qualify for SOL payouts, offline mining and holder perks.

Earn while you cook

Climb the board, win the round, stack diamond-hands. Every payout lands on-chain — verifiable, never faked.

Straight answers

FAQ

Is it free to play?
Yes — the whole game runs free in your browser, no wallet needed. Holding $COOK unlocks the real-SOL payouts, offline mining and holder perks.
How do the SOL payouts actually work?
$COOK launches on pump.fun with on-chain "creator rewards" — 50% of every trade fee is automatically routed to the payout pool, forever, and that's hardwired on-chain (it can't be changed or rugged). A daemon splits the pool each round to the most active launderers, plus a jackpot, an El Jefe bounty and a diamond-hands bonus. Every payout is on-chain and verifiable.
Do I need a wallet?
Only to receive SOL. Play and progress with no wallet; connect a Solana wallet (e.g. Phantom) when you want to qualify for payouts and prove your $COOK balance.
Is this a rug?
The payout pool is funded by on-chain trade fees, not a treasury we control — we literally can't drain it. Payouts post on-chain so anyone can audit them. Our edge is a real, polished game with a public track record, not a chart and a promise.
When does the token launch?
The game is live and the payout engine is built & tested. Token launch + live SOL payouts are next — follow X / Telegram so you're in before the gate goes up.
No questions. Only cook.

The block is waiting.

One corner. One cook. Don't get caught.

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